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Poems From Bard to Verse by
Mel Wade
PASTORALE We can not help shedding a tear For our reverend of many a year We regret that our pastor is “sent out to pasture” (or finding another career.)
We’re sorry you’re going away We wish that you could stay We’re going to miss you We wish we could kiss you We’re sorry you’re leaving this way.
From the stress of your past occupation We hope you achieve liberation You will soon be retired (Or most likely just tired) And leaving with great resignation.
The weddings you chose to perform Lasted far past the usual norm Though the normal extent Of fifty per cent Is far from exceptional form.
Your sermons were marvels of piety Example, belief, and variety No one in the pews Would dare take a snooze Or leave for a game with propriety.
We think a good-bye is untimely When we think of your past so sublimely And so we believe, Before you can leave “Religious persuasion” is timely.
So in parting, we offer a prayer To show that we always will care It perhaps can be said, Heaven seems like your head-- For we heard there is ”no parting there”. 2003
Reprinted here
with the kind permission of the author Mel Wade - © November 13, 1998
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